Welcome to the lounge.

This website is going to be about my thoughts and random crap.: Ratchelor.

Here is a story my friends and I made called Creek Kid Lore it's a WIP

A boy named James was talking to his friends inside of his house then he tripped and noclipped into a basement and left through the backyard into a creek/forest then he saw a pumpkin trick or treat bag, a silver coke and Sunkist can and a swing set. He walked for a while and lost track of time and stumbled into a neighborhood. He saw people and houses everywhere and didn’t recognize these things and had no clue what time it was or where he was. He then found a familiar green house and then he decided what if i could go in so he tried to open the front door but it was locked he looked in the garage and saw nothing and then he went to the back and there was a door but it was locked he asked his friends where a key would be and then they said maybe it’s underneath the mat but he did not find a key but then he turned to his right and saw a shiny object. He tried unlocking the door and it worked. He went inside the house and it seemed strangely familiar and weird. He had to use the bathroom so he used the bathroom and the bathroom had a black toilet and pink tiles with a window that led into the living room but when he looked for that living room it was nowhere to be found. He realized no one was actually home. He checked everywhere, even the fridge but the only thing in the fridge was 3 jugs of water. He decided to catch up on some family guy and the notable “Hey Peter” was supposed to be on tonight but the tv would not work. Everything stopped, The lights, The camera, The noise. For hours nobody knew where he went and he disappeared with no trace. Later that night he was back. He told the story of how he got lost. “I was running away from the house and then a car almost hit me and I noclipped into the pavement and then woke up in the middle of the highway and waved down a car and they took me in. He gave me cheese pizza and said he was going to go to the gas station. He never came back”. His name was Darrel. His friends said “Get Out of There!” so he ran into the house stealing a charger and then his vision went black. He woke up in a room with LEDs and on the wall it said LIV the LEDs went crazy fast so he tried to go through the closet and he noclipped into another house. He started in a bathroom closet with a luxurious bathtub with hundreds of shoes he tried running into the door. After running through the door he spawned into a bedroom with thousands of water bottles so he tried running from there then he woke up in a basement on a couch so he tried to go out the back door. After going out of the door he turned around and saw another door and he woke up in a dollhouse. So he used the dollhouse elevator and passed out. He saw The Gates of Hell. He ran through the gates and woke up at the bottom of stairs and ran up to the top and ran through the door. After the stairs he woke up in a litter box as a cat. So he fell down the stairs and woke up underneath a bed so he ran out the door. Waking up in another bathroom he tried running away. Making it out he made it to another bathroom. That bathroom had a black toilet so he peed and then ran out the door waking up in the LIV room and it had 2 cats. Venturing for the cats he got lost and found baby’s dogs and 5 cats. Hi my names Quagmire and James has been missing for 5 years and the only way we know he’s safe is by his text messages saying “I’m okay” and “See you guys soon!” that could be him or that could be the monsters.

Here is my favorite photo taken during that adventure

Top 3 favorite songs right now

This website is just going to be a lot random crap tbh

I have a band named Chimp in Undies (It's just me my drum and a guitar)

The first song is called Dietary Restrictions

I can't eat bread or milk or cheese Yeah yeah (x3)

I just want some of that gooey grilled cheese Yeah yeah

In the morning i’m craving a bowl some cocoa pebbles

But i can’t have that chocolatey goodness because of my

Dietary restrictions! Yeah yeah

No gluten and no dairy for me because it makes my monster

MADDDDDDD

Ahhhhhhhh (x3)

I'M THE MONSTER INSIDE YOUR BELLY GIVING YOU STENCHY POOS

YOU BETTER NOT GIVE ME NO CHEESE BECAUSE YOUR BUTT WILL LOSE

You’ll be on the toilet seat for weeks Your whole family will die because of wheat Your cursed because your ancestors were weak

Dietary restrictions! Yeah yeah (x3)

MADDDDDDD

Ahhhhhhhh (x3)

Thats our first song

I'm thinking about making our first album called Dietary Restrictions and then have 6 songs about dietary restrictions like